Seriously this is the wierdest thing I have heard...I could not fully understand how they do it but what they say is that you sit in front of your computer and which would tan you!!!some rays would be sent through the computer and that would tan you!!!!!
dont believe....try www.computertan.com
ha ha ha ha ha.......a good laugh
Friday, February 6, 2009
It's a Full Circle
Now Americans are moving back into living with their parents...so the intergenerational families that now Indians are abandoning, economic woes is making the americans take it up. Now Kids with their kids are moving back to mom dad's home...making three generations living together....and did i hear someone say..oh in India adult kids live with their parents..tsk tsk tsk...welll it has it's own merits..as the First World is now slooooooowly learning!!!
Facebook - awesome article
Read this really informative article on facebook.covers the many facets of facebook
http://www.insidecrm.com/features/facebook-marketing-toolbox-012308/
http://www.insidecrm.com/features/facebook-marketing-toolbox-012308/
Indian American Irony!!!!
American kids born to Indian parents...
A desi mom talking about life spoke about "Garibi" and her three old kid, born in the US looked up to her and asked..is "Garabi" like a "Honey Bee"...
A desi mom talking about life spoke about "Garibi" and her three old kid, born in the US looked up to her and asked..is "Garabi" like a "Honey Bee"...
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
Throwing Shoes
The difference between US and China...
How did people react when shoe was thrown on Bush and how people are reacting when shoe is thrown yet again on Chinese Premier...
US - No Reaction ...all people asked - what make? Man bad aim that guy had...
China - People protesting ...
So what next....no shoes allowed or when attending any gathering which has any dignitary you will have to tie a balloon with helium to the shoes......such that even if you are tempted to throw , it just goes up!!!! :)
How did people react when shoe was thrown on Bush and how people are reacting when shoe is thrown yet again on Chinese Premier...
US - No Reaction ...all people asked - what make? Man bad aim that guy had...
China - People protesting ...
So what next....no shoes allowed or when attending any gathering which has any dignitary you will have to tie a balloon with helium to the shoes......such that even if you are tempted to throw , it just goes up!!!! :)
Monday, February 2, 2009
Forgiveness....
There's no one definition of forgiveness. But in general, forgiveness is a decision to let go of resentments and thoughts of revenge. Forgiveness is the act of untying yourself from thoughts and feelings that bind you to the offense committed against you. This can reduce the power these feelings otherwise have over you, so that you can a live freer and happier life in the present. Forgiveness can even lead to feelings of understanding, empathy and compassion for the one who hurt you.
Forgiveness is a big thing and maybe on everyone's mind....there are loads of sites dealing with the subject!!!
http://www.forgiving.org/ http://www.theforgivenessproject.com/
Super Bowl and Malfunction....
Super Bowl should be now seen with Adult Supervision...Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction and now Porn during the game!!!
In the Tucson, Arizona area, Comcast viewers had a 30 second clip of hard core porn. This is a family show, kids must have been watching it.. I am pretty certain, for some time parents would not even be sure if this was an ad or what...what a horrific experience.
Can parents sue Comcast for it? How does one explain all this to the kids..Where are we heading to?
In the Tucson, Arizona area, Comcast viewers had a 30 second clip of hard core porn. This is a family show, kids must have been watching it.. I am pretty certain, for some time parents would not even be sure if this was an ad or what...what a horrific experience.
Can parents sue Comcast for it? How does one explain all this to the kids..Where are we heading to?
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
A few things to do before I die
A Few to do before I Die
1) Visit the Northern Lights
2) Go for an African Safari
3) Go out in Space
4) See all the wonders of the world - Pyramid, Great wall
5) Set foot on each of the seven continents. Antarctica might be a tough one, but once done and reached all seven one can truly call oneself a world traveler.
6) Make a substantial difference in someone's life. Someone who is not related to me in any way
7) Tell all the people I love and care that I love them and how much they mean in my life.
1) Visit the Northern Lights
2) Go for an African Safari
3) Go out in Space
4) See all the wonders of the world - Pyramid, Great wall
5) Set foot on each of the seven continents. Antarctica might be a tough one, but once done and reached all seven one can truly call oneself a world traveler.
6) Make a substantial difference in someone's life. Someone who is not related to me in any way
7) Tell all the people I love and care that I love them and how much they mean in my life.
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
An American in Gandhi's India
How many of us know of the only American who was jailed cause he was a part of India"s Freedom Struggle and how many of us know of the man who got the Red Apples to Himachal Pradesh.
It was rather pleasant to meet Mrs Asha Sharma author of the book "An American in Gandhi's India". She's the grand daughter of this American Indian, Samuel Evans Stokes, who later was known as Satynand Stokes.
This is what Mahatama Gandhi had to say in an article in Young India on Stokes’ arrest, "This is a unique move on the part of the government. Mr Stokes is an American who has naturalised himself as a British subject who has made India his home in a manner in which perhaps no other American or Englishman has... But that he should feel with and like an Indian, share his sorrows and throw himself into the struggle, has proved too much for the government. To leave him free to criticise the government was intolerable, so his white skin has proved no protection for him..."
It was rather pleasant to meet Mrs Asha Sharma author of the book "An American in Gandhi's India". She's the grand daughter of this American Indian, Samuel Evans Stokes, who later was known as Satynand Stokes.
This is what Mahatama Gandhi had to say in an article in Young India on Stokes’ arrest, "This is a unique move on the part of the government. Mr Stokes is an American who has naturalised himself as a British subject who has made India his home in a manner in which perhaps no other American or Englishman has... But that he should feel with and like an Indian, share his sorrows and throw himself into the struggle, has proved too much for the government. To leave him free to criticise the government was intolerable, so his white skin has proved no protection for him..."
Resolutions 09
New Year with new resolutions, new issues and new ways to keep them at bay or rather get them sorted...
So unline every year I did not make any resolutions this year..but now as time is going by I think I should ...Keeps the tradition going...and that also means breaking the resolution in the first month but always have a good reason for it!!!
So I have decided on this year's resolution....a happy healthy life ( which includes loosing weight) But I would this year not pinpoint my resolutions but rather put them in a broad gambit...so a happy healthy life...and in case at the end of the year i am still as BIG as i am now...I would have still achieved half of my resolution...all that eating and drinking that helped me keep my BIG stature atleasr made me happy!!!!
Diplomacy with self is the word!!
So unline every year I did not make any resolutions this year..but now as time is going by I think I should ...Keeps the tradition going...and that also means breaking the resolution in the first month but always have a good reason for it!!!
So I have decided on this year's resolution....a happy healthy life ( which includes loosing weight) But I would this year not pinpoint my resolutions but rather put them in a broad gambit...so a happy healthy life...and in case at the end of the year i am still as BIG as i am now...I would have still achieved half of my resolution...all that eating and drinking that helped me keep my BIG stature atleasr made me happy!!!!
Diplomacy with self is the word!!
FRIENDS and FRIENDSHIP!!!
The best definition I have read so far!!!! "Good friends are like bras: supportive, never leave you hanging, make you look good and are always close to your heart." I think that is as good a definition as any of the word friend I've come across. Well gals I know you can relate to it but guys you gotto find your own thing!! :)
"A friend is someone who knows everything about you, but likes you anyway," goes the saying. There is no other human relationship like that of a friend. Unlike a sister, you chose a friend—she is not given to you as a result of biology
Another piece of advice I read....
If you've had a disagreement with your friend, buy her a new lipstick and attach a note that reads, "Let's make up."
"A friend is someone who knows everything about you, but likes you anyway," goes the saying. There is no other human relationship like that of a friend. Unlike a sister, you chose a friend—she is not given to you as a result of biology
Another piece of advice I read....
If you've had a disagreement with your friend, buy her a new lipstick and attach a note that reads, "Let's make up."
Achievement
How does one define achievement. It is defined in Thesaurus as something completed successfully; goal reached . So anything can be an achievement.
What has been your life's achievements so far. For me it has been able to drive...well so many people woiuld say it is hardly anything..but for me it is one of the biggest achievments in my life.
People who read this blog, share your achievemnts. Achievements for me are things that I never thought I would do but then I finally do...this could be different for you.
What has been your life's achievements so far. For me it has been able to drive...well so many people woiuld say it is hardly anything..but for me it is one of the biggest achievments in my life.
People who read this blog, share your achievemnts. Achievements for me are things that I never thought I would do but then I finally do...this could be different for you.
Monday, December 22, 2008
Mystery of the Hawaian Roosters - Solved!!
Phew after a long time am back on my blog, continuing from where I left last, the mystery behind the roosetrs, hens and chicken in Kuai in Hawai..
The Philipinos on the island had got the fighter cocks for their entertainment ( that explains the aggression in the roosters and hens there!!!) In1995 or so there was a big tornedo in the island and as a result the roosters with their hens and chicken got into the whirlwind and were scattered all over the island ( literally , any part of the island, no matter how remote, you will hear Cock A Doodle Doo!!!)
And ofcourse we did ask the local Hawaianswhy dont they eat them - the answer - they dont taste good!!!
And they also have a menace of goats!!!
Hearing all this my first instinct was that it is a dream place for a Sardarjie ka Dhaba!!! Fresh Tandoorie Chicken and Mutton!!!
The Philipinos on the island had got the fighter cocks for their entertainment ( that explains the aggression in the roosters and hens there!!!) In1995 or so there was a big tornedo in the island and as a result the roosters with their hens and chicken got into the whirlwind and were scattered all over the island ( literally , any part of the island, no matter how remote, you will hear Cock A Doodle Doo!!!)
And ofcourse we did ask the local Hawaianswhy dont they eat them - the answer - they dont taste good!!!
And they also have a menace of goats!!!
Hearing all this my first instinct was that it is a dream place for a Sardarjie ka Dhaba!!! Fresh Tandoorie Chicken and Mutton!!!
Monday, November 24, 2008
Hawaian Chicks!!
You see them everywhere in Hawai!!! Wonder Why!!! And they are not alone..these chicks....they have the roosters and the hens with them!!!
Seriously...like stray dogs in India in Hawai they have stray hens..wonder why no one catches them for dinner!!! You see them everywhere~~~
Seriously...like stray dogs in India in Hawai they have stray hens..wonder why no one catches them for dinner!!! You see them everywhere~~~
Sunday, November 16, 2008
The Best Excuse Ever Heard
People sleeping in a concert and then saying " the music was so soothing, meditative....i was so relaxed that I SLEPT ( and snored) !!!""
He he he he he he Tell me all about it!!!!
He he he he he he Tell me all about it!!!!
Thursday, November 6, 2008
Messsenger/Chat Etiquettes
Hate it when people send a "..?" while chatting esp when the other person get's a little delayed in replying. I dont think that is polite..I find it down right rude..although I have not told people about it..But I guess should now!!!
Monday, November 3, 2008
US and the world market
This slowdown, in a very negative way, has again shown that US is still the biggest growth engine for the world. All the theories that the developing economies would take up the growth and that all economies are insulated from each other, all those has been put to rest to a very large extent!!!
Dollar rules again !!!
Dollar rules again !!!
Raj Thackrey -
Got this mail...worth thinking about!
This is a wonderful mail circulating in favour of RAJ Thackerey have a look. We all should support Raj Thackeray and take his initiative ahead by doing more...
1.We should teach our kids that if he is second in Class, don't study harder.. just beat up the student coming first and throw him out of the school
2. Parliament should have only Delhiites as it is located in Delhi
3. Prime-minister, president and all other leaders should only be from Delhi
4. No Hindi movie should be made in Bombay . Only Marathi.
5. At every state border, buses, trains, flights should be stopped and staff changed to local men
6. All Maharashtrians working abroad or in other states should be sent back as they are SNATCHING employment from Locals
7. Lord Shiv, Ganesha and Parvati should not be worshiped in our state as they belong to north ( Himalayas )
8. Visits to Taj Mahal should be restricted to people from UP only
9. Relief for farmers in Maharashtra should not come from centre because that is the money collected as Tax from whole of India , so why should it be given to someone in Maharashtra ?
10. Let's support Kashmiri militants because they are right to killing and injuring innocent people for benefit of their state and community... ...
11. Let's throw all MNCs out of Maharashtra , why should they earn from us? We will open our own Maharashtra Microsoft, MH Pepsi and MH Marutis of the world.
12. Let's stop using cell phones, emails, TV, foreign Movies and dramas. James bond should speak Marathi
13. We should be ready to die hungry or buy food at 10 times higher price but should not accept imports from other states
14. We should not allow any industry to be setup in Maharashtra because all machinery comes from outside
15. We should STOP using local trains...Trains are not manufactured by Marathi manoos and Railway Minister is a Bihari
16.. Ensure that all our children are born, grow, live and die without ever stepping out of Maharashtra , then they will become true Marathi's
This mail should somehow reach Raj Thackrey so forward it to as many ppl as possible. This mail needs to be read by all Indians. So please help in this cause. Keep Forwarding.
JAI MAHARASHTRA !Jai Hind
Friday, October 31, 2008
Learnt New Words!!
mouse potato
Function: noun
Etymology: after couch potato
Date: 1993
slang : a person who spends a great deal of time using a computer
sandwich generation
Function: noun
Date: 1987
: a generation of people who are caring for their aging parents while supporting their own children
BAGGRAVATION, noun. A feeling of annoyance and anger one endures at the airport when his bags have not arrived at the baggage carousel but everyone else's bags have!
DISORIENT EXPRESS, noun. A state of confusion.
EATERS COMA, noun. A condition characterized by sluggishness, sleepiness, and often a lack of motivation to do anything but rest/relax or sleep; a condition whose onset occurs shortly after a meal, usually dinner.
F.I.N.E, adjective. acronym (F*cked up, Insecure, Neurotic, and Emotional). Usually derogatory.
VERTICALLY-CHALLENGED, adjective. Short, not tall .
Conscience is the still, small voice which tells a candidate that what he is doing is likely to lose him votes.
Function: noun
Etymology: after couch potato
Date: 1993
slang : a person who spends a great deal of time using a computer
sandwich generation
Function: noun
Date: 1987
: a generation of people who are caring for their aging parents while supporting their own children
BAGGRAVATION, noun. A feeling of annoyance and anger one endures at the airport when his bags have not arrived at the baggage carousel but everyone else's bags have!
DISORIENT EXPRESS, noun. A state of confusion.
EATERS COMA, noun. A condition characterized by sluggishness, sleepiness, and often a lack of motivation to do anything but rest/relax or sleep; a condition whose onset occurs shortly after a meal, usually dinner.
F.I.N.E, adjective. acronym (F*cked up, Insecure, Neurotic, and Emotional). Usually derogatory.
VERTICALLY-CHALLENGED, adjective. Short, not tall .
Conscience is the still, small voice which tells a candidate that what he is doing is likely to lose him votes.
Thursday, October 30, 2008
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