Some Definitions...

Abdicate, v.: To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach. Abstainer: Weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.

Adorable: What you ring when you go

Baby : A loud voice at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.

Bartender: A pharmacist with a limited inventory

Car sickness: The feeling you get when the car payment is due

Courtesy: The art of yawning with your mouth closed. Dentist: a magician who puts metal into your mouth, and pulls coins out of your pocket.

Grandparents: People who think your children are wonderful, even though they are sure you're not raising them right.

Hangover: The Wrath of Grapes.

Raisin: Grape with a bad sunburn.